We don't know what makes us more jealous of Aubrey Plaza: her awesome, sardonic sense of humor, or the fact that she gets to kiss Chris Pratt on "Parks and Recreation."
My son asked me what happens when you die, and I said, "I’m watching Chopped, just google it."
.@DriveByTruckers play the expletive out of "Sh*t Shots Count." -> http://t.co/gvPSho73mv #CONAN