Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes Embarrassed Himself In Front Of Jerry SeinfeldPete Holmes lost his mind when he found out Jerry Seinfeld was a fan of “New Material Seinfeld.”
"The Set Up" With Pete HolmesPete Holmes rewatches and rehashes his first CONAN set with comedy producer J.P. Buck. Plus, Pete and J.P. read a few YouTube comments.
Pete Holmes Had No Idea Malia Obama Was At His ShowCONAN Highlight: Pete had no idea that the young woman giggling in the front row at his show in Boston was President Obama’s eldest daughter.
Pete Holmes’ Baby Had A Bowel Movement On His Wife’s Car WindowPete thought it would be funny to greet his wife with their 1-year-old daughter's bare butt.
Pete Holmes Calls Out Bruce Springsteen & Neil Diamond’s Creepy LyricsLawyers made Pete cut this particular riff from his stand-up special...
Pete Holmes & Conan Play “I Got It” With An Audience MemberPete teaches everyone how to play a game he used to play with Amy Schumer and Reggie Watts when they were starting out as comics.
Fatherhood Has Unlocked Pete Holmes' Inner Dorky DadFatherhood has changed Pete into the kind of guy who chimes in on strangers’ conversations.
Pete Holmes Thinks Expectant Dads Should "Woman Up"Pete has a message for the expectant father that opted to watch a Cowboys game over the birth of his child.
Pete Holmes: Adopting A Dog Is More Difficult Than Having A BabyPete had to jump through a lot of hoops to get a dog in Los Angeles. He only had to do one thing to get a human baby.
Pete Holmes: Why Is Some Racism Still Okay?Pete doesn't understand why it's still completely fine to be racist towards Italians.
Pete Holmes Is Always Late To The PartyPete Holmes thinks most of life is like arriving 20 minutes too late to a party after all the social circles have already formed.
Pete Holmes Loves His Wife And Also PizzaNow that he’s married, Pete Holmes really has to be on the lookout for "love transfers."
Pete Holmes Doesn’t Use WazePete isn’t interested in saving 10 minutes by careening through backroads, he’d rather take a reliable, slow route and catch up on “This American Life.”
Pete Holmes’ Driver Wasn’t Impressed With His BillboardBillboards of Pete’ new show “Crashing” are all around Los Angeles and Mexico City, and some people are more excited about them than others.
Pete Holmes’ Testicles Got Caught In A “Bear Trap”It wasn’t a real bear trap, but it did involve Pete getting unexpectedly squeezed in a sensitive area.
What Makes Pete Holmes Laugh Out Loud?What makes Pete laugh that famously loud, easy laugh of his? Lenny Kravitz and Snoop Dogg, usually.
Pete Holmes' Awkward Starbucks EncounterIt was early in the morning and for some reason the barista was talking about two snakes.
Pete Holmes Is Afraid Of Confronting Texting CabbiesAnd if there’s one thing worse than a taxi driver who texts, it’s one who plays the flute.
Pete Holmes' Nickelback AutographPete is new at being famous, but knew just what to do when a fan gave him a Nickelback CD to sign.
Pete Holmes' Prank On His Hard-Of-Hearing DadPete's father refuses to wear hearing aids, which leads to lots of high volume repetition in the Holmes household.
Weird Fears: Pete Holmes' Rapture Porn AnxietyPete fears the Second Coming happening right after his own.
Pete Holmes’ Dad Doesn’t Like To Dress UpPete’s dad wore swim trunks, Tevas, and a Red Sox jersey to a taping of “The Pete Holmes Show.”
Pete Holmes's Ryan Gosling EquationPete explains the calculus of how long any "straight" person can last on a desert island before going gay for Ryan Gosling.
Pete Holmes' Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle-Like InjuryPete's concussion reminded him of a certain brain-based Turtles villain.
Pete Holmes' Mom Doesn't Like CursingThe last time Pete was on CONAN, he dropped a few F-bombs - much to mom's chagrin.
Starstruck: Pete Holmes Wet Himself Over Zack MorrisPete Holmes thought he was a cool cucumber, but then he met Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
Pete Holmes' Moment Of Airport JoyCONAN Highlight: Pete was having a crappy day at LAX. And then he met the most exuberant TSA agent ever.
The Pete Holmes Show Is Coming To TBS In OctoberPete and Conan talk about Pete's upcoming show, which will follow CONAN at midnight on TBS starting October 28, 2013.
Pete Holmes Doesn't Know The First Thing About BaseballPete Holmes hit the MLB All-Star Game to show off his stunning ignorance of America's Pastime.
Pete Holmes' Humiliating Little League MemoriesHe was a catcher, which meant he was required to get a cup. And all the trauma that came with it.
Gabbin' With DieselPete tries to butch it up, but knows full well he'd be cast as the Terrified Guy Who Gets Carjacked.
Pete Holmes' New Trailer: "The Safe & The Courteous"CONAN Highlight: Pete joined forces with Paul Walker to British up the "Fast & Furious" franchise and make it a bit nicer.
Pete Holmes Just Can't Get Into "Game Of Thrones"Don't worry, Pete has a VERY compelling, not-at-all-silly reason to not like the fantasy genre.
Pete Holmes Shows Conan How To Speak BritishIt's all about volleying back the conversational shuttlecock, innit?
Pete Holmes Interviews The Cast Of "Fast & Furious 6"Pete quizzes the cast over British accents, stunt knuckles and pec flexing.
Pete Holmes Trains With Michelle Rodriguez & Gina CaranoPete schools the action stars with his own flavor of self-defense, including the dreaded Vague Windmill of Open Handed Slaps.
After-Hours Stand-Up: Pete Holmes Interviews Matt Braunger Pete Holmes and Matt Braunger talk about the good ol' days, when they both rocked facial hair in Chicago.