1. Zooey Deschanel Had A Celeb-Packed Oscar Night

Zooey Deschanel Had A Celeb-Packed Oscar Night

Not only did Zooey run into Conan at the Vanity Fair party, she was adjacent to a pudding-eating Don Rickles.

Transcript:

CONAN: THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN OFTEN, BECAUSE I DON'T GO OUT A LOT BUT THERE'S A CRAZY OSCAR PARTY THAT MY WIFE AND I GOT INVITED TO AND WE GO AND ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE I BUMP INTO IS YOU.
ZOEY DESCHANEL: YEAH.
CONAN: YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL THERE, AS WELL.
ZOEY DESCHANEL: THANK YOU.
IT WAS A FUN PARTY.
DID YOU HAVE FUN?
CONAN: IT'S KOOKY.
EVERYBODY'S THERE.
AT ONE POINT I FOUND MYSELF TALKING TO ME, BILL O'REILLY FROM FOX AND BONO, LIKE WHAT DO THE THREE OF US HAVE IN COMMON TO TALK ABOUT.
ZOEY DESCHANEL: THAT'S AN AMAZING PAIRING.
I GUESS YOU COULD TALK ABOUT TRAVEL.
CONAN: WE ENDED UP WRESTLING IN THE NUDE WHICH IS ALWAYS MY FALL BACK.
DID YOU SEE ANYTHING COOL?
ZOEY DESCHANEL: I WENT TO A DINNER BEFORE, AN OSCAR VIEWING PARTY, AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN AND AT SOME POINT I LOOKED OVER AND MY BOYFRIEND'S MESMERIZED BY SOMETHING AND HE SAID I HAVE A DIRECT EYE LINE ON DON RICKLES SITTING AT A TABLE TALKING TO NO ONE WITH A PUDDING, LIKE A GIANT THING OF PUDDING, HIS FACE IN THE PUDDING JUST SPOONING PUDDING.
CONAN: HE'S EATING PUDDING.
ZOEY DESCHANEL: AND WE ALL KIND OF LOOKED OVER, DOESN'T NOTICE ANY OF US, JUST -- PUDDING.
CONAN: WHEN I'M EATING PUDDING, I GET INTO A ZONE, TOO.
I COMPLETELY TO RELATE -- IT IS A FLOOD DRAWS YOU IN.
THE YOU GOT TO TELL IT YOU'RE EATING IT.
ANDY: I MISS YOU, PUDDING.
CONAN: WHEN DID YOU BECOME MR. --
ZOEY DESCHANEL: IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO EAT PUDDING SO IT WAS COOL THAT HE GAVE IT SO MUCH OF HIS CONCENTRATION AND EFFORT.
CONAN: YOU WATCHED THE OSCARS.
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE OSCAR SHOW?
ZOEY DESCHANEL: NOT IN A MEAN WAY, BUT I KIND OF REALLY LIKED THAT JENNIFER LAWRENCE FELL DOWN BECAUSE IT WAS KIND OF LIKE, CLUMSY GIRLS RULE.
IF YOU HAVE A WOMAN, A YOUNG WOMAN WHO WINS BEST ACTRESS AT THE OSCARS GOING UP THE STAIRS, TRIPS AND FALLS, IT'S JUST KIND OF LIKE VALIDATION.
YOU KNOW?
CONAN: YOU SEE --
ANDY: SHE --
CONAN: YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT SOMEONE THREW A BOTTLE AT HER?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MAN?
ZOEY DESCHANEL: I DIDN'T REALIZE.
ANDY: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
SOMEONE THREW A LONG NECK BOTTLE AT HER.
ZOEY DESCHANEL: WHO DID THAT?
CONAN: IT'S CRAZY.
ZOEY DESCHANEL: BEN AFFLECK.
CONAN: I DON'T KNOW HER NAME BUT SHE'S A BAD WOMAN.
ZOEY DESCHANEL: I REALLY -- AND SHE WAS VERY GRACEFUL AND SWEET ABOUT IT.
CONAN: PEOPLE WERE STANDING UP AND SHE SAID YOU'RE STANDING UP BECAUSE I FELL DOWN, YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME.
ZOEY DESCHANEL: I JUST LIKE HER EVEN MORE.