Our friend Stuntman Steven Ho is an expert ass-kicker and usually the ass that gets kicked belongs to Conan.
We're not sure what kind of thugs would brandish a baked potato, but Conan & Steven are prepared for them.
Nina wants to be the new Angelina Jolie, and she kicks Conan's ass to prove that she can.
Just whose ass got kicked depends on if Andy or Conan tells the story and if Steven Ho is the one doing the kicking.
Public restrooms are very dangerous, but Conan is prepared!
Just remember: "Scurry out. That's all you can really do."
Our good friend (and asskicking stuntman) Steven Ho talks about playing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, why black belts...
Massachusetts just banned upskirting. So I guess I won’t be coming home for Easter after all.
All the #ThingsThatHaveNeverBeenSaid (So Far) -> http://t.co/idE52X0IlZ #CONAN
CONAN Highlight: Ricky has the power to annoy the hell out of superheroes, but Conan knows just how to defeat him.
When it comes to cases like Casey Anthony & Amanda Knox, Kevin knows exactly why they get off.
Nothing gets a girl more excited than when Ansel invites her home to look at his Warhammer miniatures.
Forget sharks; as Kevin points out, chimps go right for the crotch.
Ansel was just chilling on the subway when a girl decided to solicit him for some weed.
CONAN Highlight: You might not think Conan is a wrestling natural, but wait til you see his custom "Conan" character.
Betty is a famous flirt, but Conan comes off as more of a creepy loner when he tries Betty's advice.
CONAN Highlight: Fed up with Conan's shenanigans, the "Jeopardy!" host decides it's high time to turn the tables.
Drive-By Truckers performs a track from their album English Oceans.
CONAN Highlight: Conan is going to Dallas, so Angie preps him and Jeff with a few Texas delicacies.