Scientists have determined that the only thing cuter than Zooey Deschanel on "New Girl" is a baby panda on a boat of gumdrops. And that gets old after like five minutes. Advantage: Deschanel!
Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.
Previously on #CONAN: @ConanOBrien uses @MaryKay products to transform himself into The Joker -> http://t.co/g7CvLDBiHk